Sabawan Moments

[nangyari 'to sa totoong buhay, habang naghihintay ng Tax Prof, at nagkakagulo ang lahat sa labas dahil sa Ateneo - La Salle game]

Euns: Ana, sinong law student ang laging tinutukso?
Ana: Sino?!
Euns: Edi si.... Diana UYYYYYY....

Euns: Eh sino namang law student ang mahilig magluto?
Ana: Sino naman?
Euns: Edi si, Pepe KALDERO....

Euns: Sino namang law student ang laging loose ang damit?
Ana: Sino?
Euns: Edi si... Joan LUMUWAG.

[dati pa'to, classic]
Euns: Sinong law student ang di nakakalayo?
Ana: Edi si... Leah ABUTAN!

SECRETS of the WEEK

from POSTSECRET

HUmahabol pa ang Horoscope!

Dear Eunice Zuleika,

Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, September 18:

All sorts of encounters hold lessons for your heart now. It's your additional awareness that allows you to experience people for who they are and life for all its infinite variety (and love's sense of humor!).

SMART LIBRE?

Ok, bakit naman ganito un SMART LIBRE na dumating sa'kin?

Free Prayer:

Lord,

Like you, I get rejected by the very people I care for. It pains me but I
know it's not the end of the road. I have to move on with your guidance.

Amen.

UP ECOSOC

Celebrate UP Ecosoc's 49th Anniversary! :)

Feel the SENSATION at Bedspace, Greenbelt 3 on September 15.
Free flowing drinks until 10 pm, a performance by the Airdance Studio dancers and inhouse DJ's. Lots of fun games and cool prizes!

Tickets preselling at P150, but P200 during the night itself.

For ticket inquiries contact Anika (0917 8865396) and Mariel (0919 2460424)

QUOTABLES from UP Profs

"The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! "
-Dr. Alfonso Pacquing

"Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard time
checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class dont worry about your grade. Let me worry about it."
-sir de jesus,envi sci 1

(valentines day)
"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo? Siguro wala kayong date ngayong  valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!! When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR euphoria  ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya..." (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig)
"I won't record this. Go find a date."
(sabay walk out.)
-Sir Doliente,BA.

Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds...
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffing
-Ma'am Chei

"I don't give surprise long exams. all exams are announced. Halimbawa,
Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!"
-Ma'am Chei (again)

"The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!!"
-Dr. Recio

"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman dun."
-Sir Atoy, histo I

(commenting on a thesis of a senior student)
'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!! Mamamatay ka!!'
- Dr. llanes, UPM.

"Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kunggusto niyong magka-anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa."
-Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10

"Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class

UP MNEMONICS:
ZODIAC SIGNS:
According (Aries)
To (Taurus)
Gabby (Gemini)
Concepcion (Cancer)
Laging (Leo)
Very (Virgo)
Loving (Libra)
Si (Scorpio)
Sharon (Sagittarius)
Cuneta (Capricorn)
After (Aries)
Performing (Pisces)

FOR BIOLOGY:
THE TWELVE CRANIAL NERVES
Oh
Oh
Oh
To
Touch
And
Feel
A
Girl's
Vagina,
So
Heavenly

and it stands for:
CN 1 - Olfactory
CN 2 - Optic
CN 3 - Oculomotor
CN 4 - Trochlear
CN 5 - Trigeminal
CN 6 - Abducens
CN 7 - Facial
CN 8 - Auditory (or acousticovestibular )
CN 9 - Glossopharyngeal
CN 10 - Vagus
CN 11 - Spinal Accessory
CN 12 - Hypoglossal

King
Phillip
Came
Over
For
Good
Sex

FOR:
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

DNA BASE PAIRINGS:
Call Girl si Techie Agbayani
C-G
T-A

FOR PHYSICS:
NEWTON 'S SECOND LAW OF MOTION:
a = F/m
or Father over Mother equals Anak!

FORMULA FOR PRESSURE
P = F/a
or Father over Anak equals Pamangkin!

Friday will be sooo hectic.

Ang daming pictorial. [evil laugh]
May role-playing.
May gimmick.

Parang di law school, parang ABS-CBN ang buhay ko a.

Tigilan mo.

Tigilan nyo na ko. Tigilan mo na ko.

Argh.

Raffy Del Ro Said...

"I love rubber."

and no matter how hard he tries to explain himself, it's just gonna be construed as...

HE LOVES RUBBER AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH IT

blahblahblah.

=P

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that's for dissing my bag. Belat.

A Round of Tsismis

"Pangarap ka na lang ba, o magiging katotohanan pa."

It was like instinct, Diale and I began to sing the song when we saw Ona and Ralph walking towards Starbucks. We've been hoping since forever for them to finally find comfort in each other's arms. Haha. They had quite a long "heart to heart talk" until I convinced the alcoholic that is Ona to have a round of beer with us at Goodearth. Sabi nga ni Chris, wala na talagang pinipiling oras ang alcoholism. The POWER COUPLE happily obliged and even paid for the beer. Now, the point of this entry is to correctly quote Ralph on the words that he CLEARLY and PURPOSEFULLY uttered while we were chugging on our beer. Ralph said, and I quote,

"On the record, at kahit ipagkalat nyo pa, kung tatanungin ako kung mayroon
perfect/ideal girlfriend, sasabihin ko.... si ONA."

"Kahit ako ang President ng Student Council, para sa'kin... si Ona ang presidente ko."

At syempre, natuwa [at natawa] naman kami ni Diale, Chris at Jep. Oo, kasama namin si Jep sa lahat ng ito, kahit na di sya nag-contribute masyado. Haha.

So there, di na "Pangarap ka na lang ba..." ang theme song nila, "For the First Time" na. Kaya pala puma-plunging na si Ona kagabi ha. =P

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I know I'll get in trouble for this. Pero may consent naman ni Ona at Ralph e, that's all that matters. Haha

I HEART JESSICA ZAFRA

I am not shy [understatement] but there are times when I feel like curling into a ball just because I feel an overwhelming rush of uhmm, "starstruck fever". Last night, I was having a normal daily yosi break with Pia when she nonchalantly told me that Jessica Zafra was in Starbucks. That's when all my logic got thrown out of the window. I froze and started babbling about how much I HEART HER. Pia, the adorable friend that she is, volunteered to get Her-Twistedness' autograph for me. I gladly accepted her offer. I even texted Joan, DIale and Chinky to let her know about this whole drama that was unfolding.

Pia opened the Pandora's Box. Everybody began to ask for Jessica Zafra's autograph. Jessica was with Danton Remoto, whom I deeply admire too but Jessica Zafra is like my uhmm, Margaret Thatcher. I adore her, I have been adoring her since forever. [Ok, I'm beginning to sound really creepy here] But in the end, I was so happy that Pia got the autograph for me[which I tried to take a picture of, only that my phone camera isn't expensive enough to get a clear image]. She signed her name backwards, adorable diba?

Well, I know adorable isn't something that she would want to be described with,but what can I do? I love her. I didn't have the courage to talk to her, a sign that meeting her REALLY MATTERS. Next time, I shall. For now, I'll be happy with my autograph on a really jologs paper that Pia had to get from someone else.

Yay! I heart her, I heart her, I heart her.

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Side Kwento:

Gabe [ I dunno if i correctly spelled his name] was so cute, while this whole hype was ongoing, he approached me and whispered, "What book did she write?". It's pretty understandable, he didn't grow up in the Philippines. I just told him about the Twisted Series, that's a good start. He promised to read it, yay, another Twisted convert.