WINNER nga ito!


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from Jots' email

Perfect Story

got this from Lanie's email...

I Feel Cheated. [inspired by Kai's Blog entry]

Remember the ULTIMATE WARRIOR?

Warrior
An image of Warrior
Statistics
Ring name(s) Jim "Justice" Hellwig
Blade Runner Rock
Dingo Warrior
The Ultimate Warrior
The Warrior
Billed height 6 ft 2 in (188 cm)
Billed weight 275 lb (125 kg)
Born June 16, 1959
Crawfordsville, Indiana
Resides New Mexico
Billed from Parts Unknown
Trained by Red Bastien
Rick Bassman
Debut 1985
Retired 1999
Well, remember the story na namatay sya dahil pumutok un ugat nya nun binuhat nya si Andre the Giant? Boys and girls, this is prolly the most disheartening news ever [ok next to Santa Claus not being real]... he's not dead.

Look at this.

Nakakatawa talaga.

From Wikipedia:

Life Away from the Ring

Warrior officially retired from wrestling in 1999. He found a new career as a conservative speaker and commentator, denouncing left-wing politics. Most notably, he mentioned that "queering doesn't make the world work" (44:20-46:50 of the video) during a speech at the University of Connecticut. Warrior has explained those comments on his website as meaning that the human race would die out if everyone were a homosexual.
According to a 2000 research study by Turner Networks, Warrior and Bill Goldberg were among the top five most internationally recognized wrestlers in the world, behind Hollywood Hogan and Kevin Nash. In April 2006, WWE.com had a poll for the most deserving person for the WWE Hall of Fame. Warrior received the most votes, but it is unlikely that Warrior would agree to join.
So there. I need chicken soup, I'm not feeling well.

Bente Kwatro Oras

"Wag ka naman maging judgmental!" -- magnanakaw
Yan ang sinabi nun nahuling robber na nagpanggap na mabait na ka-EB ng isang homosexual. Nagmamakaawa sila na wag na sila sampahan ng kaso. But no!!! Ang linya nya ay wag naman daw maging judgmental un muntik na nilang manakawan. Is that even possible?

God. Kung di ka pwede maging judgmental dahil don, san ka pa pwede maging judgmental?

I Don't Need This Right Now.

But you still gave it. I pray to God that You know what you're doing... because if you don't you will end up more fucked up than before.

Paasang Horoscope... blech.haha

Dear Eunice,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Wednesday, November 8:

You end up becoming so absorbed in having a life that you forget all about love. Of course, this is just what the stars are waiting for. They're dying to surprise with a whammy of something deliciously romantic.

Whew.

According to Mia, she went to school today and found out that our Sales grades are in. Ate Pearl told her na WALANG BUMAGSAK SA SALES.

Woohoo! Way to go 2B! Good job!

ACCURATE TICKLE RESULTS ...

Eunice, you could have been a famous Actor

Marilyn Monroe? Veronica Lake? Humphrey Bogart? A scene-stealer like you could have been any one of these legendary entertainers. Like Hollywood's acting elite, you've got loads of charisma and charm, and you know how to use it.

Whether you're turning heads on the way to work or making the rounds at a party, you're a people person who loves basking in the spotlight. With your bold spirit and magnetic aura, you're sure to brighten up any room and leave your adoring fans spellbound and begging for more.


Eunice, your celeb look is inspired by Christie Brinkley

Even if your face hasn't graced the covers of magazines the world over just yet, you share this beauty icon's effortless sense of style. Like your gorgeous and radiant counterpart, you're probably known for having timeless look that never goes out of fashion.

A natural beauty, you seem to understand that having a healthy body and bright smile is always in fashion. That's why you'd rather be well dressed in a way that isn't trendy or over the top. Leave the flashy glamour to other folks. You create a look that makes people focus on you and your natural assets. Keep it up!

Eunice, your football fantasy is Working the Bleachers

That's right, hot stuff. Your stats are best when you're going up against the opposite sex. While the action unfolds on the field, a flirt like you is more likely to be scanning the crowd than taking note of the game's best plays.

Whether it's a quick wink at the concession stand or a victory dance for a touchdown, you know that the game is a perfect place to meet your match — as long as you're rooting for the same team! With your alluring ways and smooth moves, it's highly unlikely you'd drop the ball anyway. Love of the game? You bet!

Eunice, you're most like Cameron Diaz

Whether she's clowning around in movies or surfing at the beach, Cameron Diaz gives off a fun, laidback vibe. Like her, you've got a happy-go-lucky energy and low-key approach to life. At your roots, you have an adventurous spirit that makes you game for just about anything.

Funny and self-confident, you make friends wherever you go and are probably pretty used to being the center of attention or at least being the one who gets the party started. One thing's for certain, life's never boring with a sunny sistah like you around!

Come South, Cam Sur.

I was BLOG-HOPPING at Multiply when I came across Karmina's blog. She was raving about Camarines Sur.... Read her entry here.

According to her, "It's better than Boracay coz you get the whole package in one place, the beach, the caves, the waterfalls and people there know how to party!"

Tidbits from Karmina's blog:

I was assigned to cover an event in Camarines Sur and the result was piles and piles of work when I got back. ALL WORTH IT. Stop saving your allowance for Boracay since a bus trip to CamSur in a luxury bus to boot (RSL Bus Lines) is only worth P760 (papunta pa lang). But a regular air conditioned bus is only around P500+. Lodgings I have no idea how much it costs but Pili, Camarines Sur is a pretty small and affordable town. If you wanna try wakeboarding at the CamSur Watersports Complex (CWC) it's surprisingly affordable. You can rent equipment and wakeboard the whole day for P250. You might not have personal instructors but there will always be people there to look after you and teach you. They also have a clubhouse and a nice swimming pool where you can sunbathe with a breathtaking view of mountains and clouds... hayyy.. I wanna go back. Wait until the town goes full blasts on the CWC complete with villas, ATV's. more challenging ramps and gamicng center and whatnots. The governor has pretty big plans on CWC so drop by while it's still cheap.
So, I googled Camarines Sur for pics... this is the province's official website

Guys, let's go?

In line with the UP Vandal post...

got this from a comment in Vida's blog... from a certain algonzales96:

"may nag scratch sa pick up ng brod ko... yung 4X4 linagyan ng = 16 tapos kinabukasan linagyan ng check! hahaha!"

Shit, I laughed really hard dahil dito. Baliw kung baliw a.

May continuation pa:

"Sabi ko nga iuwi na nya un sasakyan kasi baka mamaya may maglagay pa ng CORRECTED BY."
Hahahaha...

It became "SOFTER"... a bit.

Got my grades for Criminal Procedure, Forensic Medicine, Land Titles and Property. GOOD ENOUGH to give me a next sem, assuming I get at least a 75 for Criminal Law, Security Transactions, Sales, Partnership and Agency and Negotiable Instruments.

Sooooooooooofter please. Soooooofter. Thank you Lord.

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