They didnt finish encoding our grades. So we have to wait [again] 'til tomorrow evening. Same time, SAME FEELING.
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Chubs [who's in FEU-La Salle Law] asked me if i had an Atty. Gonzaga as my professor. I nonchalantly said no and told him that i'd ask around. I did. And well, it turned out I'M STUPID. Hello??? Atty. Chan-GONZAGA? She was my adviser for the whole freshman year. I just didnt associate Atty. Chan-Gonzaga with Atty. Gonzaga. This is one example of a tulalang law student waiting for her grades.
Goodluck with your midterms, Chubs! Kick ass.
10 Minutes
This is not as good as Paulo Coelho's Eleven Minutes.. but in 10 minutes, I will find out what I'm gonna be in the future.
Today's Stresses? Ahh.. OO. Grades.
Tempers might be on edge in conversations between you and some of your close friends, Eunice. Even you, who are usually very laid back and easygoing, might be tempted to snap at people. There's tension in the air, and nerves are strained. Realize this and control the urge to lash back if someone says something insulting or otherwise inappropriate. You won't want today's stresses to affect tomorrow's conversations. Be patient!
Great, just great.
GRADE RELEASE
then: 5pm
now: 10pm
then: 5pm
now: 10pm
At least the announcement was official, as opposed to last year. I hate waiting. Especially if it involves something which would materially alter [naks, Negotiable Instruments] my future. Japhet called me on my cellphone and we had quite a conversation. All we needed was to talk again at voila, BAKLA nanaman kami. Haha. Ang nagagawa nga naman ng kaba sa paghihintay ng grades.
I Have Faith... because they have faith.
I was buying "inihaw" for merienda when I bumped into a former neighbor.. She's the lola of my "playmate" back when I used to play. [no pun intended]. Surprisingly, she still remembers me and she knows that I'm in the law school. She told me that she'll pray for me so I can finally fulfill my dream of becoming a lawyer. But what almost made me cry was when she said,"Pangarap ko sana yan para sa mga anak ko e, pero wala naman sila hilig. Ikaw na lang tumupad ng pangarap ko."
It felt so good that people, even those whom I havent seen in a while, believe in me. I live for them. What I lack in self esteem, I get from 'em.
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MAGASIN
I was browsing through the pages of my stack of magazines when I chanced upon YOUR PICTURE. You looked so cute, so innocent... but I know better than to equate you with INNOCENCE. You're far from it. I remember how we became friends and it still makes me smile. How we first talked, how we first met. It was a chain of bizarre situations and we got caught up, involuntarily.I should've said yes when you asked me to stay. Now, all I have are impersonal pictures of you smiling for the camera, for the people who barely know you. I've always known you were cute, but when you used to smile for me... you were definitely at your cutest.
Yeah, you were an ASS. But I think I loved you.
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Old Issues. New Fears
November 6th. Six?! Must be an omen. Grades'll be released today and I feel terrible as usual. I think I f*cked my finals up. That's why I don't like getting ok grades for Midterms, I slack off. Now I'm paying the price and I'm really really scared. I just hope I stored enough good karma to make me pass through this sem again.
I *need* to stay long enough in the law school so I can witness the "chaos" that a new issue might bring. I am not hoping for it to happen, I'm just interested in knowing how things'll work out. Basta. I'm hoping for the best.
A week to go and I'm off to Study Land again, no more Neverland for me because my Peter Pan left. Or was made to leave.
Judgmental talaga ako. Ayoko manalo si Rosita sa Pinoy Dream Academy. At naiinis ako na parang pinapaasa sya na magiging superstar sya. [hoping na di mahilig mag-surf ang mga fans ni Rosita]
Finished with HOUSE. So, I'm off to Dharma and Greg, Arrested Development, Scrubs and Ally McBeal.
I *need* to stay long enough in the law school so I can witness the "chaos" that a new issue might bring. I am not hoping for it to happen, I'm just interested in knowing how things'll work out. Basta. I'm hoping for the best.
A week to go and I'm off to Study Land again, no more Neverland for me because my Peter Pan left. Or was made to leave.
Judgmental talaga ako. Ayoko manalo si Rosita sa Pinoy Dream Academy. At naiinis ako na parang pinapaasa sya na magiging superstar sya. [hoping na di mahilig mag-surf ang mga fans ni Rosita]
Finished with HOUSE. So, I'm off to Dharma and Greg, Arrested Development, Scrubs and Ally McBeal.
Ahas ka, Eunice!
I literally am like a snake. Nagbabalat kasi. I finished watching the First and Second Seasons of ENTOURAGE so my sibs and I are off to having a HOUSE marathon. I have a personal Dharma and Greg marathon in-between. Basically, my life revolves around the boob tube.
My sister and I were watching TV Patrol when we sort of got into a consensus that almost all of their news was about people getting killed. Na-overdose kami. TV Patrol’s like a tabloid. I like Bandila more. But the thing that bothers us THE MOST is the fact that both our mom and dad are religiously watching Super Inggo. My mom said, and I quote, “Nakaka-addict kasi e.”. How did I come into this conclusion? We were having dinner when we got into a discussion about how someone becomes a superhero. My mom seriously commented, “It's either ung mom or dad nya un superhero. Si Ava Abaniko kasi mom nya un superhero tapos aswang naman un dad nya... Kaya nga allergic sya kay Super Bawang” I laughed. I could not believe we were discussing it. Laughtrip talaga. Dibdiban.
I promised myself that I'll read in advance for Criminal 2 next semester. Yeah, promises are meant to be broken anyway. Argh.
Memorable Quotes from ENTOURAGE
Ari Gold: Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!
Justine Chapin: [Justine and Vince are flirting in a club] You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
Ari Gold: I thought you already were his manager. Because believe me I would not put up with this much shit from anyone who wasn't.
Eric: Yeah, I know I am, but I want to do it for real, you know? I want to have the conversation, lock it in.
Ari Gold: So you come to me for advice. I'm gonna fucking cry. All right, here's what you do. You deal with talent the same way that you deal with women. You have to make them believe that they need you more then you need them.
Eric: He doesn't need me that much.
Ari Gold: Of course he doesn't need you. You're fucking worthless. I could get a million morons to come in here and do the job. That's not the point.
Eric: Then what is the point, Ari?
Ari Gold: The point is that he is an insecure fuck, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty baby. You know it. Now you just gotta be thankful, and wear the crown.
Ari Gold: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!
Adam Davies: [Adam Davies reveals himself to be the traitor within Ari's coup d'état] You should be a nicer person. Maybe then people wouldn't fuck you.
Ari Gold: You talked, Davies?
Ari Gold: [Davies turns away to leave] Hey, Adam.
Adam Davies: Yeah, Ari?
Ari Gold: Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story.
Ari Gold: [Ari doesn't want Vince to do Queens Blvd] You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
Ari Gold: [comes out of office. Emily follows and they continue walking throughout] Where am I going?
Emily: Ari, you're 20 minutes late already. Ari, I need to talk to you about something.
Ari Gold: Walk with me.
Emily: Vince and the guys are going to a party at Josh Weinstein's.
Ari Gold: Who's Josh Weinstein?
Emily: Are you joking? He's your old assistant.
Ari Gold: I have *many* old assistants.
Emily: All right, two before me. Before Jackie, after Jerod.
Ari Gold: Ah-ha - my "J" phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?
Emily: Well, now he's an agent at Triad. And he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
Ari Gold: [Ari turns on a dime and starts back to his office] That's why no more guys! You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife.
Emily: [still following] That's sweet. You're still late.
Ari Gold: Hold all my calls. And get Mini - Vince on the phone.
Eric: [Emily is Ari's assistant. She and Eric have broken up. Eric walks to her desk] Hey.
Emily: [into intercom] Pizza boy's here.
Eric: Really?
Eric: Really.
Eric: [sighs and enters Ari's office] What's wrong with her?
Ari Gold: From now on ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How'd you know that?
Ari Gold: 'Cause I know all. And I could have told you that this would end badly. Now I gotta to fire her so you don't feel weird.
Eric: No. Don't fire her.
Ari Gold: All right. Well, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
The Sherpa: The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.
Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
Eric: You afraid of getting busted?
The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. Reprobation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?
[shouts]
The Sherpa: Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fuck up.
Johnny Drama: I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.
[Ari is about to leave his kid's birthday party for business reasons]
Ari's Wife: Where are you going?
Ari Gold: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant.
Ari Gold: The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.
Vincent Chase: It's definitely tempting.
Ari Gold: I love you!
Eric: [talking to Vincent, after a director does a rewrite on the "Queens Boulevard" script] He's got you blowing a guy on page 26!
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Turtle: [the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that?
Johnny Drama: That's east, you idiot.
Eric: It's west, idiot.
Johnny Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, i mean, in NY its east.
Turtle: We saw Kristin in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?
Johnny Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherfucker?
Johnny Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all... He was lookin' reeeeal good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like Neeewww Schoool Vince Vaughn.
Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
Eric: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?
Ari Gold: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
Eric: Where is Vince on that list?
Ari Gold: He ain't on the list.
Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list?
Ari Gold: You do "Aquaman," you stupid fuck!
Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby!
Ari Gold: You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.
Johnny Drama: [at the home of a Hollywood "madam" and her girls] Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.
Ari Gold: Where the fuck is Peter Cole's office? Right here?
[Ari storms into the room]
Ari Gold: James Cameron is directing "Aquaman"?
Surprised Kid: That's great, that's awesome!
Ari Gold: That's "awesome", huh? You didn't think to bring it up in the fucking staff meeting? An e-mail? A yellow fucking sticky-something?
Surprised Kid: I... I didn't know I was supposed to know that kind of stuff.
Ari Gold: Well, what is it you're supposed to know, do you think? What the fuck do we pay you for? To get your agency card laminated so you can go to Shelter and try to fuck Mischa Barton?
Surprised Kid: I... I didn't think...
Ari Gold: Let me tell you something. You don't have to say anything, know why? Cause you can pick up all your stuff, cause you're mother-fucking fired!
[Ari storms out]
CAA Assistant: What happened?
Surprised Kid: I don't know. I came in to drop off Peter's mail and Mr. Gold fired me. My life is over!
Eric: We gotta get Cameron to see "Queens Boulevard."
Ari Gold: You haven't even seen it yet!
Eric: I saw the scenes that Vince looped today. They looked amazing.
Ari Gold: Great. So you want me to get the biggest director in the game to see some low-budget indie flick that you think is amazing based on some out-of-context scenes from a looping stage.
Ari Gold: We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.
Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
Turtle: Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver.
Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Ari Gold: I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool.
Ari Gold: [to his young kids]
Ari Gold: Only Daddy speaks that way!
[Ari's daughter is practising for her bat mitzvah]
Ari Gold: [to his wife] Is it me or is her voice getting worse?
Ari's Wife: Ari!
Ari Gold: It doesn't mean that I don't love her but she's just awful baby!
Ari Gold: [answering "emergency" phone call from Eric] There better be a SCUD missile headed towards L.A, Eric.
Eric: No, Ari, it's a fucking iceberg.
Ari Gold: What are you talking about?
Eric: James Cameron's directing Aquaman.
Ari Gold: Bullshit. Where'd you hear that, Friendster?
Eric: Josh Weinstein, asshole. Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.
Ari Gold: Silence is fucking golden.
Ari's Wife: What's in the bag?
Ari Gold: A kilo of blow. What's with all the fucking questions?
Ari Gold: Got Milf?
Ari Gold: Tsetse fly.
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
Ari Gold: You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
Ari Gold: [tastes Josh's drink and pours it out] That's awful.
Ari Gold: Emily!
Ari Gold: [Emily enters Ari's office] I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my Army's everywhere.
Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari Gold: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward?
Ari Gold: [Emily looks away] Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fuckin' Normandy!
Johnny Drama: His tears will basically act as the lubricant.
Ari Gold: That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
Johnny Drama: North of Ventura Boulevard is hell's waiting room.
Aquaman moviegoer: [Getting up from seat] I have to go to the bathroom.
Johnny Drama: [Towel draped over his head] Sit down.
Johnny Drama: [following Mandy Moore] Too many times, Turtle. Too many times.
Turtle: He's fuckin' a guy, you're gettin' asked out like a little bitch, I'd say it's a very big deal.
Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.
Ari Gold: Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
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Justine Chapin: [Justine and Vince are flirting in a club] You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
Ari Gold: I thought you already were his manager. Because believe me I would not put up with this much shit from anyone who wasn't.
Eric: Yeah, I know I am, but I want to do it for real, you know? I want to have the conversation, lock it in.
Ari Gold: So you come to me for advice. I'm gonna fucking cry. All right, here's what you do. You deal with talent the same way that you deal with women. You have to make them believe that they need you more then you need them.
Eric: He doesn't need me that much.
Ari Gold: Of course he doesn't need you. You're fucking worthless. I could get a million morons to come in here and do the job. That's not the point.
Eric: Then what is the point, Ari?
Ari Gold: The point is that he is an insecure fuck, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty baby. You know it. Now you just gotta be thankful, and wear the crown.
Ari Gold: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!
Adam Davies: [Adam Davies reveals himself to be the traitor within Ari's coup d'état] You should be a nicer person. Maybe then people wouldn't fuck you.
Ari Gold: You talked, Davies?
Ari Gold: [Davies turns away to leave] Hey, Adam.
Adam Davies: Yeah, Ari?
Ari Gold: Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story.
Ari Gold: [Ari doesn't want Vince to do Queens Blvd] You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
Ari Gold: [comes out of office. Emily follows and they continue walking throughout] Where am I going?
Emily: Ari, you're 20 minutes late already. Ari, I need to talk to you about something.
Ari Gold: Walk with me.
Emily: Vince and the guys are going to a party at Josh Weinstein's.
Ari Gold: Who's Josh Weinstein?
Emily: Are you joking? He's your old assistant.
Ari Gold: I have *many* old assistants.
Emily: All right, two before me. Before Jackie, after Jerod.
Ari Gold: Ah-ha - my "J" phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?
Emily: Well, now he's an agent at Triad. And he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
Ari Gold: [Ari turns on a dime and starts back to his office] That's why no more guys! You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife.
Emily: [still following] That's sweet. You're still late.
Ari Gold: Hold all my calls. And get Mini - Vince on the phone.
Eric: [Emily is Ari's assistant. She and Eric have broken up. Eric walks to her desk] Hey.
Emily: [into intercom] Pizza boy's here.
Eric: Really?
Eric: Really.
Eric: [sighs and enters Ari's office] What's wrong with her?
Ari Gold: From now on ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How'd you know that?
Ari Gold: 'Cause I know all. And I could have told you that this would end badly. Now I gotta to fire her so you don't feel weird.
Eric: No. Don't fire her.
Ari Gold: All right. Well, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
The Sherpa: The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.
Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
Eric: You afraid of getting busted?
The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. Reprobation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?
[shouts]
The Sherpa: Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fuck up.
Johnny Drama: I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.
[Ari is about to leave his kid's birthday party for business reasons]
Ari's Wife: Where are you going?
Ari Gold: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant.
Ari Gold: The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.
Vincent Chase: It's definitely tempting.
Ari Gold: I love you!
Eric: [talking to Vincent, after a director does a rewrite on the "Queens Boulevard" script] He's got you blowing a guy on page 26!
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Turtle: [the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that?
Johnny Drama: That's east, you idiot.
Eric: It's west, idiot.
Johnny Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, i mean, in NY its east.
Turtle: We saw Kristin in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?
Johnny Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherfucker?
Johnny Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all... He was lookin' reeeeal good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like Neeewww Schoool Vince Vaughn.
Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
Eric: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?
Ari Gold: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
Eric: Where is Vince on that list?
Ari Gold: He ain't on the list.
Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list?
Ari Gold: You do "Aquaman," you stupid fuck!
Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby!
Ari Gold: You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.
Johnny Drama: [at the home of a Hollywood "madam" and her girls] Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.
Ari Gold: Where the fuck is Peter Cole's office? Right here?
[Ari storms into the room]
Ari Gold: James Cameron is directing "Aquaman"?
Surprised Kid: That's great, that's awesome!
Ari Gold: That's "awesome", huh? You didn't think to bring it up in the fucking staff meeting? An e-mail? A yellow fucking sticky-something?
Surprised Kid: I... I didn't know I was supposed to know that kind of stuff.
Ari Gold: Well, what is it you're supposed to know, do you think? What the fuck do we pay you for? To get your agency card laminated so you can go to Shelter and try to fuck Mischa Barton?
Surprised Kid: I... I didn't think...
Ari Gold: Let me tell you something. You don't have to say anything, know why? Cause you can pick up all your stuff, cause you're mother-fucking fired!
[Ari storms out]
CAA Assistant: What happened?
Surprised Kid: I don't know. I came in to drop off Peter's mail and Mr. Gold fired me. My life is over!
Eric: We gotta get Cameron to see "Queens Boulevard."
Ari Gold: You haven't even seen it yet!
Eric: I saw the scenes that Vince looped today. They looked amazing.
Ari Gold: Great. So you want me to get the biggest director in the game to see some low-budget indie flick that you think is amazing based on some out-of-context scenes from a looping stage.
Ari Gold: We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.
Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
Turtle: Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver.
Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Ari Gold: I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool.
Ari Gold: [to his young kids]
Ari Gold: Only Daddy speaks that way!
[Ari's daughter is practising for her bat mitzvah]
Ari Gold: [to his wife] Is it me or is her voice getting worse?
Ari's Wife: Ari!
Ari Gold: It doesn't mean that I don't love her but she's just awful baby!
Ari Gold: [answering "emergency" phone call from Eric] There better be a SCUD missile headed towards L.A, Eric.
Eric: No, Ari, it's a fucking iceberg.
Ari Gold: What are you talking about?
Eric: James Cameron's directing Aquaman.
Ari Gold: Bullshit. Where'd you hear that, Friendster?
Eric: Josh Weinstein, asshole. Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.
Ari Gold: Silence is fucking golden.
Ari's Wife: What's in the bag?
Ari Gold: A kilo of blow. What's with all the fucking questions?
Ari Gold: Got Milf?
Ari Gold: Tsetse fly.
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
Ari Gold: You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
Ari Gold: [tastes Josh's drink and pours it out] That's awful.
Ari Gold: Emily!
Ari Gold: [Emily enters Ari's office] I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my Army's everywhere.
Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari Gold: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward?
Ari Gold: [Emily looks away] Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fuckin' Normandy!
Johnny Drama: His tears will basically act as the lubricant.
Ari Gold: That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
Johnny Drama: North of Ventura Boulevard is hell's waiting room.
Aquaman moviegoer: [Getting up from seat] I have to go to the bathroom.
Johnny Drama: [Towel draped over his head] Sit down.
Johnny Drama: [following Mandy Moore] Too many times, Turtle. Too many times.
Turtle: He's fuckin' a guy, you're gettin' asked out like a little bitch, I'd say it's a very big deal.
Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.
Ari Gold: Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
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Entourage
A lifestyle is a terrible thing to waste
I am smittened by Eric [played by Kevin Connolly], Vince Chase's [played by Adrian Grenier] bestfriend / manager whose character is just so endearing... he's like a good and bad boy rolled into one HOT PACKAGE. Ari [played by Jeremy Piven] reminds me of my friend Sam. Ari's funny in a scary kind of way.
If you guys need something to watch that's not stressful but entertainingly tiring, i recommend ENTOURAGE. Plus, an episode is just approximately 30 minutes long so "dragging" is not part of its vocabulary. I don't have its Season 3 yet but I WILL BUY IT if it's available.
Ryan and Reese Broke Up??!
I got the email from iVillage and didnt pay much attention.. but when I read Pi's blog, i think it's official... Reese and Ryan broke up. True love does not exist.
But I'm not gonna dishearten my friend AM, who just got into a relationship [finally!] with her knight in shining armour Eric... I told her we're like characters in The OC... I'm Marissa for my being melodramatic and she's Summer for having all the kilig moments. Ok lang, at least akin si Ryan. Bruskong-brusko!
But I'm not gonna dishearten my friend AM, who just got into a relationship [finally!] with her knight in shining armour Eric... I told her we're like characters in The OC... I'm Marissa for my being melodramatic and she's Summer for having all the kilig moments. Ok lang, at least akin si Ryan. Bruskong-brusko!
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