November 6th. Six?! Must be an omen. Grades'll be released today and I feel terrible as usual. I think I f*cked my finals up. That's why I don't like getting ok grades for Midterms, I slack off. Now I'm paying the price and I'm really really scared. I just hope I stored enough good karma to make me pass through this sem again.
I *need* to stay long enough in the law school so I can witness the "chaos" that a new issue might bring. I am not hoping for it to happen, I'm just interested in knowing how things'll work out. Basta. I'm hoping for the best.
A week to go and I'm off to Study Land again, no more Neverland for me because my Peter Pan left. Or was made to leave.
Judgmental talaga ako. Ayoko manalo si Rosita sa Pinoy Dream Academy. At naiinis ako na parang pinapaasa sya na magiging superstar sya. [hoping na di mahilig mag-surf ang mga fans ni Rosita]
Finished with HOUSE. So, I'm off to Dharma and Greg, Arrested Development, Scrubs and Ally McBeal.
Ahas ka, Eunice!
I literally am like a snake. Nagbabalat kasi. I finished watching the First and Second Seasons of ENTOURAGE so my sibs and I are off to having a HOUSE marathon. I have a personal Dharma and Greg marathon in-between. Basically, my life revolves around the boob tube.
My sister and I were watching TV Patrol when we sort of got into a consensus that almost all of their news was about people getting killed. Na-overdose kami. TV Patrol’s like a tabloid. I like Bandila more. But the thing that bothers us THE MOST is the fact that both our mom and dad are religiously watching Super Inggo. My mom said, and I quote, “Nakaka-addict kasi e.”. How did I come into this conclusion? We were having dinner when we got into a discussion about how someone becomes a superhero. My mom seriously commented, “It's either ung mom or dad nya un superhero. Si Ava Abaniko kasi mom nya un superhero tapos aswang naman un dad nya... Kaya nga allergic sya kay Super Bawang” I laughed. I could not believe we were discussing it. Laughtrip talaga. Dibdiban.
I promised myself that I'll read in advance for Criminal 2 next semester. Yeah, promises are meant to be broken anyway. Argh.
Memorable Quotes from ENTOURAGE
Ari Gold: Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!
Justine Chapin: [Justine and Vince are flirting in a club] You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
Ari Gold: I thought you already were his manager. Because believe me I would not put up with this much shit from anyone who wasn't.
Eric: Yeah, I know I am, but I want to do it for real, you know? I want to have the conversation, lock it in.
Ari Gold: So you come to me for advice. I'm gonna fucking cry. All right, here's what you do. You deal with talent the same way that you deal with women. You have to make them believe that they need you more then you need them.
Eric: He doesn't need me that much.
Ari Gold: Of course he doesn't need you. You're fucking worthless. I could get a million morons to come in here and do the job. That's not the point.
Eric: Then what is the point, Ari?
Ari Gold: The point is that he is an insecure fuck, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty baby. You know it. Now you just gotta be thankful, and wear the crown.
Ari Gold: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!
Adam Davies: [Adam Davies reveals himself to be the traitor within Ari's coup d'état] You should be a nicer person. Maybe then people wouldn't fuck you.
Ari Gold: You talked, Davies?
Ari Gold: [Davies turns away to leave] Hey, Adam.
Adam Davies: Yeah, Ari?
Ari Gold: Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story.
Ari Gold: [Ari doesn't want Vince to do Queens Blvd] You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
Ari Gold: [comes out of office. Emily follows and they continue walking throughout] Where am I going?
Emily: Ari, you're 20 minutes late already. Ari, I need to talk to you about something.
Ari Gold: Walk with me.
Emily: Vince and the guys are going to a party at Josh Weinstein's.
Ari Gold: Who's Josh Weinstein?
Emily: Are you joking? He's your old assistant.
Ari Gold: I have *many* old assistants.
Emily: All right, two before me. Before Jackie, after Jerod.
Ari Gold: Ah-ha - my "J" phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?
Emily: Well, now he's an agent at Triad. And he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
Ari Gold: [Ari turns on a dime and starts back to his office] That's why no more guys! You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife.
Emily: [still following] That's sweet. You're still late.
Ari Gold: Hold all my calls. And get Mini - Vince on the phone.
Eric: [Emily is Ari's assistant. She and Eric have broken up. Eric walks to her desk] Hey.
Emily: [into intercom] Pizza boy's here.
Eric: Really?
Eric: Really.
Eric: [sighs and enters Ari's office] What's wrong with her?
Ari Gold: From now on ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How'd you know that?
Ari Gold: 'Cause I know all. And I could have told you that this would end badly. Now I gotta to fire her so you don't feel weird.
Eric: No. Don't fire her.
Ari Gold: All right. Well, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
The Sherpa: The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.
Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
Eric: You afraid of getting busted?
The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. Reprobation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?
[shouts]
The Sherpa: Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fuck up.
Johnny Drama: I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.
[Ari is about to leave his kid's birthday party for business reasons]
Ari's Wife: Where are you going?
Ari Gold: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant.
Ari Gold: The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.
Vincent Chase: It's definitely tempting.
Ari Gold: I love you!
Eric: [talking to Vincent, after a director does a rewrite on the "Queens Boulevard" script] He's got you blowing a guy on page 26!
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Turtle: [the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that?
Johnny Drama: That's east, you idiot.
Eric: It's west, idiot.
Johnny Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, i mean, in NY its east.
Turtle: We saw Kristin in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?
Johnny Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherfucker?
Johnny Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all... He was lookin' reeeeal good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like Neeewww Schoool Vince Vaughn.
Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
Eric: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?
Ari Gold: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
Eric: Where is Vince on that list?
Ari Gold: He ain't on the list.
Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list?
Ari Gold: You do "Aquaman," you stupid fuck!
Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby!
Ari Gold: You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.
Johnny Drama: [at the home of a Hollywood "madam" and her girls] Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.
Ari Gold: Where the fuck is Peter Cole's office? Right here?
[Ari storms into the room]
Ari Gold: James Cameron is directing "Aquaman"?
Surprised Kid: That's great, that's awesome!
Ari Gold: That's "awesome", huh? You didn't think to bring it up in the fucking staff meeting? An e-mail? A yellow fucking sticky-something?
Surprised Kid: I... I didn't know I was supposed to know that kind of stuff.
Ari Gold: Well, what is it you're supposed to know, do you think? What the fuck do we pay you for? To get your agency card laminated so you can go to Shelter and try to fuck Mischa Barton?
Surprised Kid: I... I didn't think...
Ari Gold: Let me tell you something. You don't have to say anything, know why? Cause you can pick up all your stuff, cause you're mother-fucking fired!
[Ari storms out]
CAA Assistant: What happened?
Surprised Kid: I don't know. I came in to drop off Peter's mail and Mr. Gold fired me. My life is over!
Eric: We gotta get Cameron to see "Queens Boulevard."
Ari Gold: You haven't even seen it yet!
Eric: I saw the scenes that Vince looped today. They looked amazing.
Ari Gold: Great. So you want me to get the biggest director in the game to see some low-budget indie flick that you think is amazing based on some out-of-context scenes from a looping stage.
Ari Gold: We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.
Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
Turtle: Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver.
Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Ari Gold: I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool.
Ari Gold: [to his young kids]
Ari Gold: Only Daddy speaks that way!
[Ari's daughter is practising for her bat mitzvah]
Ari Gold: [to his wife] Is it me or is her voice getting worse?
Ari's Wife: Ari!
Ari Gold: It doesn't mean that I don't love her but she's just awful baby!
Ari Gold: [answering "emergency" phone call from Eric] There better be a SCUD missile headed towards L.A, Eric.
Eric: No, Ari, it's a fucking iceberg.
Ari Gold: What are you talking about?
Eric: James Cameron's directing Aquaman.
Ari Gold: Bullshit. Where'd you hear that, Friendster?
Eric: Josh Weinstein, asshole. Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.
Ari Gold: Silence is fucking golden.
Ari's Wife: What's in the bag?
Ari Gold: A kilo of blow. What's with all the fucking questions?
Ari Gold: Got Milf?
Ari Gold: Tsetse fly.
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
Ari Gold: You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
Ari Gold: [tastes Josh's drink and pours it out] That's awful.
Ari Gold: Emily!
Ari Gold: [Emily enters Ari's office] I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my Army's everywhere.
Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari Gold: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward?
Ari Gold: [Emily looks away] Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fuckin' Normandy!
Johnny Drama: His tears will basically act as the lubricant.
Ari Gold: That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
Johnny Drama: North of Ventura Boulevard is hell's waiting room.
Aquaman moviegoer: [Getting up from seat] I have to go to the bathroom.
Johnny Drama: [Towel draped over his head] Sit down.
Johnny Drama: [following Mandy Moore] Too many times, Turtle. Too many times.
Turtle: He's fuckin' a guy, you're gettin' asked out like a little bitch, I'd say it's a very big deal.
Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.
Ari Gold: Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
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Justine Chapin: [Justine and Vince are flirting in a club] You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
Ari Gold: I thought you already were his manager. Because believe me I would not put up with this much shit from anyone who wasn't.
Eric: Yeah, I know I am, but I want to do it for real, you know? I want to have the conversation, lock it in.
Ari Gold: So you come to me for advice. I'm gonna fucking cry. All right, here's what you do. You deal with talent the same way that you deal with women. You have to make them believe that they need you more then you need them.
Eric: He doesn't need me that much.
Ari Gold: Of course he doesn't need you. You're fucking worthless. I could get a million morons to come in here and do the job. That's not the point.
Eric: Then what is the point, Ari?
Ari Gold: The point is that he is an insecure fuck, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty baby. You know it. Now you just gotta be thankful, and wear the crown.
Ari Gold: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!
Adam Davies: [Adam Davies reveals himself to be the traitor within Ari's coup d'état] You should be a nicer person. Maybe then people wouldn't fuck you.
Ari Gold: You talked, Davies?
Ari Gold: [Davies turns away to leave] Hey, Adam.
Adam Davies: Yeah, Ari?
Ari Gold: Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story.
Ari Gold: [Ari doesn't want Vince to do Queens Blvd] You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
Ari Gold: [comes out of office. Emily follows and they continue walking throughout] Where am I going?
Emily: Ari, you're 20 minutes late already. Ari, I need to talk to you about something.
Ari Gold: Walk with me.
Emily: Vince and the guys are going to a party at Josh Weinstein's.
Ari Gold: Who's Josh Weinstein?
Emily: Are you joking? He's your old assistant.
Ari Gold: I have *many* old assistants.
Emily: All right, two before me. Before Jackie, after Jerod.
Ari Gold: Ah-ha - my "J" phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?
Emily: Well, now he's an agent at Triad. And he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
Ari Gold: [Ari turns on a dime and starts back to his office] That's why no more guys! You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife.
Emily: [still following] That's sweet. You're still late.
Ari Gold: Hold all my calls. And get Mini - Vince on the phone.
Eric: [Emily is Ari's assistant. She and Eric have broken up. Eric walks to her desk] Hey.
Emily: [into intercom] Pizza boy's here.
Eric: Really?
Eric: Really.
Eric: [sighs and enters Ari's office] What's wrong with her?
Ari Gold: From now on ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How'd you know that?
Ari Gold: 'Cause I know all. And I could have told you that this would end badly. Now I gotta to fire her so you don't feel weird.
Eric: No. Don't fire her.
Ari Gold: All right. Well, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.
The Sherpa: The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.
Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
Eric: You afraid of getting busted?
The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. Reprobation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?
[shouts]
The Sherpa: Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fuck up.
Johnny Drama: I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.
[Ari is about to leave his kid's birthday party for business reasons]
Ari's Wife: Where are you going?
Ari Gold: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant.
Ari Gold: The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.
Vincent Chase: It's definitely tempting.
Ari Gold: I love you!
Eric: [talking to Vincent, after a director does a rewrite on the "Queens Boulevard" script] He's got you blowing a guy on page 26!
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Turtle: [the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that?
Johnny Drama: That's east, you idiot.
Eric: It's west, idiot.
Johnny Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, i mean, in NY its east.
Turtle: We saw Kristin in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?
Johnny Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherfucker?
Johnny Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all... He was lookin' reeeeal good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like Neeewww Schoool Vince Vaughn.
Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
Eric: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?
Ari Gold: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
Eric: Where is Vince on that list?
Ari Gold: He ain't on the list.
Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list?
Ari Gold: You do "Aquaman," you stupid fuck!
Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby!
Ari Gold: You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.
Johnny Drama: [at the home of a Hollywood "madam" and her girls] Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.
Ari Gold: Where the fuck is Peter Cole's office? Right here?
[Ari storms into the room]
Ari Gold: James Cameron is directing "Aquaman"?
Surprised Kid: That's great, that's awesome!
Ari Gold: That's "awesome", huh? You didn't think to bring it up in the fucking staff meeting? An e-mail? A yellow fucking sticky-something?
Surprised Kid: I... I didn't know I was supposed to know that kind of stuff.
Ari Gold: Well, what is it you're supposed to know, do you think? What the fuck do we pay you for? To get your agency card laminated so you can go to Shelter and try to fuck Mischa Barton?
Surprised Kid: I... I didn't think...
Ari Gold: Let me tell you something. You don't have to say anything, know why? Cause you can pick up all your stuff, cause you're mother-fucking fired!
[Ari storms out]
CAA Assistant: What happened?
Surprised Kid: I don't know. I came in to drop off Peter's mail and Mr. Gold fired me. My life is over!
Eric: We gotta get Cameron to see "Queens Boulevard."
Ari Gold: You haven't even seen it yet!
Eric: I saw the scenes that Vince looped today. They looked amazing.
Ari Gold: Great. So you want me to get the biggest director in the game to see some low-budget indie flick that you think is amazing based on some out-of-context scenes from a looping stage.
Ari Gold: We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.
Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don't you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
Turtle: Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver.
Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Ari Gold: I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool.
Ari Gold: [to his young kids]
Ari Gold: Only Daddy speaks that way!
[Ari's daughter is practising for her bat mitzvah]
Ari Gold: [to his wife] Is it me or is her voice getting worse?
Ari's Wife: Ari!
Ari Gold: It doesn't mean that I don't love her but she's just awful baby!
Ari Gold: [answering "emergency" phone call from Eric] There better be a SCUD missile headed towards L.A, Eric.
Eric: No, Ari, it's a fucking iceberg.
Ari Gold: What are you talking about?
Eric: James Cameron's directing Aquaman.
Ari Gold: Bullshit. Where'd you hear that, Friendster?
Eric: Josh Weinstein, asshole. Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.
Ari Gold: Silence is fucking golden.
Ari's Wife: What's in the bag?
Ari Gold: A kilo of blow. What's with all the fucking questions?
Ari Gold: Got Milf?
Ari Gold: Tsetse fly.
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
Ari Gold: You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
Ari Gold: [tastes Josh's drink and pours it out] That's awful.
Ari Gold: Emily!
Ari Gold: [Emily enters Ari's office] I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my Army's everywhere.
Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari Gold: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward?
Ari Gold: [Emily looks away] Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fuckin' Normandy!
Johnny Drama: His tears will basically act as the lubricant.
Ari Gold: That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
Johnny Drama: North of Ventura Boulevard is hell's waiting room.
Aquaman moviegoer: [Getting up from seat] I have to go to the bathroom.
Johnny Drama: [Towel draped over his head] Sit down.
Johnny Drama: [following Mandy Moore] Too many times, Turtle. Too many times.
Turtle: He's fuckin' a guy, you're gettin' asked out like a little bitch, I'd say it's a very big deal.
Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.
Ari Gold: Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
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Entourage
A lifestyle is a terrible thing to waste
I am smittened by Eric [played by Kevin Connolly], Vince Chase's [played by Adrian Grenier] bestfriend / manager whose character is just so endearing... he's like a good and bad boy rolled into one HOT PACKAGE. Ari [played by Jeremy Piven] reminds me of my friend Sam. Ari's funny in a scary kind of way.
If you guys need something to watch that's not stressful but entertainingly tiring, i recommend ENTOURAGE. Plus, an episode is just approximately 30 minutes long so "dragging" is not part of its vocabulary. I don't have its Season 3 yet but I WILL BUY IT if it's available.
Ryan and Reese Broke Up??!
I got the email from iVillage and didnt pay much attention.. but when I read Pi's blog, i think it's official... Reese and Ryan broke up. True love does not exist.
But I'm not gonna dishearten my friend AM, who just got into a relationship [finally!] with her knight in shining armour Eric... I told her we're like characters in The OC... I'm Marissa for my being melodramatic and she's Summer for having all the kilig moments. Ok lang, at least akin si Ryan. Bruskong-brusko!
But I'm not gonna dishearten my friend AM, who just got into a relationship [finally!] with her knight in shining armour Eric... I told her we're like characters in The OC... I'm Marissa for my being melodramatic and she's Summer for having all the kilig moments. Ok lang, at least akin si Ryan. Bruskong-brusko!
New Sources of Joy
Gerard:
Inside the classroom
Teacher: Pedro, 1apple + 1apple?
Pedro: Ma'am 2!
Teacher: Very good... Juan kaw naman... 1apple + 1mango?
Juan: Ay, wag ganun... kung apple, apple lang!
Pepe:
Nanay: Ang lakas mong kumain pero di ka naman mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag un baboy natin malakas kumain natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o yung baboy?!!
A loving thought:
if i am a puppy and you are a flower...
i'll raise my leg and give you a shower...
Ayun.. thanks guys. You made me laugh. ApruB!
Inside the classroom
Teacher: Pedro, 1apple + 1apple?
Pedro: Ma'am 2!
Teacher: Very good... Juan kaw naman... 1apple + 1mango?
Juan: Ay, wag ganun... kung apple, apple lang!
Pepe:
Nanay: Ang lakas mong kumain pero di ka naman mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag un baboy natin malakas kumain natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o yung baboy?!!
A loving thought:
if i am a puppy and you are a flower...
i'll raise my leg and give you a shower...
Ayun.. thanks guys. You made me laugh. ApruB!
Whatta way to ruin the break...
... Partnership midterms results are out.
Now I'm gonna be thinking about it. Oh well. I'm just gonna wait for the 6th... then I'll cry.
Now I'm gonna be thinking about it. Oh well. I'm just gonna wait for the 6th... then I'll cry.
Girls [and Guys] Gone [Wet n'] Wild
when we say we're gonna party... we MEAN IT.
one for the road...
never mind the danger of distracting Pepe's driving
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after the Block Party, we headed straight to Subic to BEACH 'ROUND.
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thanks Haze and Melo for uploading the pics
thanks Haze and Melo for uploading the pics
I AM SO HOT...
... so RED... so SUN-BURNT.
Right after the "2B Sem-ender" we headed straight to Subic to "BEACH 'round". I don't really have kwentos about our drive to the beach because according to 'em, I was knocked out. Well, it's partly true. I GOT DRUNK. There, I said it. What convinced 'em that I got drunk? Well, they left me inside the car sleeping... we had a stopover at Petron. I didn't even feel that I was left there for a long time. I didnt move. Ana even happily told me about the gasoline boy staring at me while I'm sleeping. I just would like to think that she just made that story up. For my sanity's sake.
And the only time that I woke up was the exact time that we got hailed by SUBIC POLICE. Great. Opo, nahuli kami. We got flagged down by the Police because we didnt stop on a blinking red light and according to them three women "were crossing the street". The first allegation was true, but the second? Nobody saw these women, kahit isa. So, dun pa lang nalaman na namin na parang Manila din. Peps talked to the policemen and he fixed everything. Ayos, knight in shining armour.
Dumating kami sa beach 5am... nang kukunin ko na ang gamit ko sa car ni Hazel... para akong binuhusan ng malamig na tubig. Di nila nakuha sa car ni Kiboy un stuff ko. Si Ana kasi inassure ako na nakuha daw nila un bag ko... un pala!!! Naisip ko ang pagpaplano ko sana ng lahat ng mga isusuot ko. But NO! To no avail. Buti na lang may ukay-ukay sa resort namin. Whatta concidence diba? Salamat din kay Patty for the BIKINI. Mas masakit un nangyari sa akin kaysa kay Carlo...
Si Carlo naman, sumama sa amin na di man lang alam na sa beach kami pupunta. Wala syang dinala na pang-swim.
Tama rin e. Si Mel naman, nag-alarm pa ng 7am... nagising na ang lahat liban lang sya. Lumangoy ng lumangoy ng lumangoy kami. At kumuha ng maraming-maraming pictures. Amidst all the Filipino-American lovers. hehe. May nakilala din kami na mga bata, STAR status na nga ako bigla e. haha... Si Ana nakipag-away pa sa bata. hehe.
Si Mel at Haze, FHM Photoshoot ang drama. Si Ces at Carlo naman painom-inom lang ng shake.. si Pepe? TULOG! As in parang baby na naka-fetal position nanaman. ANG CUTE!
Si Pepe at Ana PDA nanaman. At ako? LUMUTONG na ko sa sobrang pagka-pula. Mestisang-mestisa ang dating a.
ANg bottom line, soooobrang nag-enjoy kaming lahat. Sa uulitin.
Right after the "2B Sem-ender" we headed straight to Subic to "BEACH 'round". I don't really have kwentos about our drive to the beach because according to 'em, I was knocked out. Well, it's partly true. I GOT DRUNK. There, I said it. What convinced 'em that I got drunk? Well, they left me inside the car sleeping... we had a stopover at Petron. I didn't even feel that I was left there for a long time. I didnt move. Ana even happily told me about the gasoline boy staring at me while I'm sleeping. I just would like to think that she just made that story up. For my sanity's sake.
And the only time that I woke up was the exact time that we got hailed by SUBIC POLICE. Great. Opo, nahuli kami. We got flagged down by the Police because we didnt stop on a blinking red light and according to them three women "were crossing the street". The first allegation was true, but the second? Nobody saw these women, kahit isa. So, dun pa lang nalaman na namin na parang Manila din. Peps talked to the policemen and he fixed everything. Ayos, knight in shining armour.
Dumating kami sa beach 5am... nang kukunin ko na ang gamit ko sa car ni Hazel... para akong binuhusan ng malamig na tubig. Di nila nakuha sa car ni Kiboy un stuff ko. Si Ana kasi inassure ako na nakuha daw nila un bag ko... un pala!!! Naisip ko ang pagpaplano ko sana ng lahat ng mga isusuot ko. But NO! To no avail. Buti na lang may ukay-ukay sa resort namin. Whatta concidence diba? Salamat din kay Patty for the BIKINI. Mas masakit un nangyari sa akin kaysa kay Carlo...
Si Carlo naman, sumama sa amin na di man lang alam na sa beach kami pupunta. Wala syang dinala na pang-swim.
Conversation:
Carlo: Di mo naman kasi sinabi magb-beach. sabi mo lang Olongapo.
Ces: Bakit, pag sinabi ko ba na pupunta ng Boracat kelangan ko pa sabihin na may beach??!
Tama rin e. Si Mel naman, nag-alarm pa ng 7am... nagising na ang lahat liban lang sya. Lumangoy ng lumangoy ng lumangoy kami. At kumuha ng maraming-maraming pictures. Amidst all the Filipino-American lovers. hehe. May nakilala din kami na mga bata, STAR status na nga ako bigla e. haha... Si Ana nakipag-away pa sa bata. hehe.
Si Mel at Haze, FHM Photoshoot ang drama. Si Ces at Carlo naman painom-inom lang ng shake.. si Pepe? TULOG! As in parang baby na naka-fetal position nanaman. ANG CUTE!
Si Pepe at Ana PDA nanaman. At ako? LUMUTONG na ko sa sobrang pagka-pula. Mestisang-mestisa ang dating a.
ANg bottom line, soooobrang nag-enjoy kaming lahat. Sa uulitin.
Getting Loose, Booze, Asus!
I spent my last two days celebrating the "OVER and DONE" First Semester of my 2nd year in the law school. I feel very pressured to come up with something worth-reading for my blog but I guess what makes it a li'l harder would be the fact that A LOT OF THINGS are really worth-mentioning. Some of 'em I remember, some I vaguely remember and well, some are just too hazy for me to actually believe they did happen. It was more like a dream sequence.
Anyways, what marked the start of our celebration was of course our last exam for this sem, SALES. I refuse to talk about anything academic so let's just say that everybody was so excited to put the "past" behind and MOVE FORWARD. And when I mean forward, I MEAN PARTTTTYYY!
Pre-Party Kwentos
Before we could get tipsy, of course we needed something to eat for the party. Our first option was to shop at Rustan's in Rockwell. Because my block's sem ended later than the other blocks, we had a feeling that they got the essentials that we needed. NAUBOS NA ANG JUNK FOOD. While walking around Rustan's NAKUHA ANG ATENSYON NAMIN NG MGA NAKALABAS NA ITLOG. MALALAKING ITLOG NA NAKA-DISPLAY. Apparently, they're OSTRICH EGGS. FLASHBACK... from the ITLOG ni ANa at Hazel joke to FORMED's Bestiality practices with birds. Juding the size of the eggs, well.. it's possible. Kiboy also tried the "Eddie Gil" wig worth 600 bucks and we of course took pictures of him humiliating himself.
We had to act fast, nakasalalay ang kabusugan namin sa mga bibilin namin so we decided to just buy food sa Landmark since Powerplant can't offer us anything at that time. It was a pretty good idea, except that there were 8 of us and well, we only have one ride. I strategically chose to sit at the passenger seat with my famous question, "Masikip ba dyan? Ok lang ba kayo?" with a triumphant look.
Of course, we know how to make the most out of every situation, we gave the new POWER LOVETEAM Elliot and Ana time to get to know each other better. Silang dalawa lang sa likod, making small talk and we just all assumed that they were HOLDING HANDS, haha. We bought PIZZA at Yellow Cab and while walking our way back to the Carpark I felt violated by the comments of the people who noticed our boxes of Yellow Cab pizza. i.e. "Ang sarap naman.", "Wow patikim..", "Nakakatakam ah." ... I know they meant no harm... but you get my point right. =P
PARTY TIME
We spent most of our time taking pictures of our narcissistic selves and playing poker. Tj taught Pao and I how to play. Since I’m a gambler at heart, it wasn’t really hard for me to get the hang of it. I realized that Poker isnt really a game of chance, it's a test of your patience. Everybody was getting tipsy and I had my personal Beer-server LOPEZ. WHen we realized that we ran out of beer, we felt that it was time to bring out the Gin. Ika nga ni Lew, "May maghahatid naman kay Eunice eh!" Apit tayo jan.
Lew and I went to Kiboy's car to get the gin, it was a normal walk until that exact moment that I TWISTED MY ANKLE because I didn't see that there was an extra step. GENUFLECT kung GENUFLECT! Sabi nga ni Lew, "BIgla na lang nawala ang kaibigan ko..." Di na namin nakayanan, TUMAWA NA LANG KAMI NG TUMAWA. Ok na sana, mananatiling sikreto pero dumating si Ana at kinailangan ko nang ipaliwanag kung bakit kami tawa ng tawa. Buti na lang si Pareng Lew lang kasama ko, wala masyadong harm done.
Si Rach naman, kahit lasing na ang mga tao dahil sa kakulangan ng beer, nagyayaya pang bumili ng beer. Yan ang tawag ng alcohol.
Nabasag yata ang eardrums ni Ces.
Nakilala din pala namin ang boyfriend ni Shelly na si Johnny. Magkamukha sila. Ibig sabihin they're destined for each other. *ehem.
Fave chants ng mga tao ang... LOA! LOA! LOA! sa lahat ng mga may-bf at gf. Topak!
Marami pa sanang mga kwento na dapat i-blog.. but the concerned people asked me not to write it here. Manganganib ang mga buhay nila e.. LALO NA UN STATE WITNESS NA SI JESSICA ALFARO.. *winks at Ricel.
Twas a fun fun fun fun fun SEM-ENDER.
Anyways, what marked the start of our celebration was of course our last exam for this sem, SALES. I refuse to talk about anything academic so let's just say that everybody was so excited to put the "past" behind and MOVE FORWARD. And when I mean forward, I MEAN PARTTTTYYY!
Pre-Party Kwentos
Before we could get tipsy, of course we needed something to eat for the party. Our first option was to shop at Rustan's in Rockwell. Because my block's sem ended later than the other blocks, we had a feeling that they got the essentials that we needed. NAUBOS NA ANG JUNK FOOD. While walking around Rustan's NAKUHA ANG ATENSYON NAMIN NG MGA NAKALABAS NA ITLOG. MALALAKING ITLOG NA NAKA-DISPLAY. Apparently, they're OSTRICH EGGS. FLASHBACK... from the ITLOG ni ANa at Hazel joke to FORMED's Bestiality practices with birds. Juding the size of the eggs, well.. it's possible. Kiboy also tried the "Eddie Gil" wig worth 600 bucks and we of course took pictures of him humiliating himself.
We had to act fast, nakasalalay ang kabusugan namin sa mga bibilin namin so we decided to just buy food sa Landmark since Powerplant can't offer us anything at that time. It was a pretty good idea, except that there were 8 of us and well, we only have one ride. I strategically chose to sit at the passenger seat with my famous question, "Masikip ba dyan? Ok lang ba kayo?" with a triumphant look.
Of course, we know how to make the most out of every situation, we gave the new POWER LOVETEAM Elliot and Ana time to get to know each other better. Silang dalawa lang sa likod, making small talk and we just all assumed that they were HOLDING HANDS, haha. We bought PIZZA at Yellow Cab and while walking our way back to the Carpark I felt violated by the comments of the people who noticed our boxes of Yellow Cab pizza. i.e. "Ang sarap naman.", "Wow patikim..", "Nakakatakam ah." ... I know they meant no harm... but you get my point right. =P
PARTY TIME
NEW LOVETEAMS: Elliot and Ana, Elliot and Rach, Elliot and Patty. Elliot and Nalin
We spent most of our time taking pictures of our narcissistic selves and playing poker. Tj taught Pao and I how to play. Since I’m a gambler at heart, it wasn’t really hard for me to get the hang of it. I realized that Poker isnt really a game of chance, it's a test of your patience. Everybody was getting tipsy and I had my personal Beer-server LOPEZ. WHen we realized that we ran out of beer, we felt that it was time to bring out the Gin. Ika nga ni Lew, "May maghahatid naman kay Eunice eh!" Apit tayo jan.
Lew and I went to Kiboy's car to get the gin, it was a normal walk until that exact moment that I TWISTED MY ANKLE because I didn't see that there was an extra step. GENUFLECT kung GENUFLECT! Sabi nga ni Lew, "BIgla na lang nawala ang kaibigan ko..." Di na namin nakayanan, TUMAWA NA LANG KAMI NG TUMAWA. Ok na sana, mananatiling sikreto pero dumating si Ana at kinailangan ko nang ipaliwanag kung bakit kami tawa ng tawa. Buti na lang si Pareng Lew lang kasama ko, wala masyadong harm done.
Si Rach naman, kahit lasing na ang mga tao dahil sa kakulangan ng beer, nagyayaya pang bumili ng beer. Yan ang tawag ng alcohol.
Funny Conversation:
Ces: The future begins here.. Ano un AMA?
Paula: [pulang-pula, kulang na lang mangagat look] Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! La Salle unnnnnnnn!!! La Salle Taaaaaft! Di un AMAAAAAAAAA! Taaaaaaaft.. La Salle Maaaiiin, Di BENILDE!!!!!!! Maaaaaaaain. [hysterical]
Nabasag yata ang eardrums ni Ces.
Nakilala din pala namin ang boyfriend ni Shelly na si Johnny. Magkamukha sila. Ibig sabihin they're destined for each other. *ehem.
Fave chants ng mga tao ang... LOA! LOA! LOA! sa lahat ng mga may-bf at gf. Topak!
Marami pa sanang mga kwento na dapat i-blog.. but the concerned people asked me not to write it here. Manganganib ang mga buhay nila e.. LALO NA UN STATE WITNESS NA SI JESSICA ALFARO.. *winks at Ricel.
Twas a fun fun fun fun fun SEM-ENDER.
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