Dear Eunice,Pwede! Sabi ko nga kay Mel, partnership. Pwede academic o kaya emotional.
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, August 16:
You're at the center of all the hustle and bustle in your increasingly busy routine. It may start to feel like just that -- routine -- but rest assured that all your actions have meaning and import, even the tiniest ones.
Is admiration a solid basis for a relationship? Who cares? It's more than promising for a delightful flirtation. Someone you like and know has the same feelings for you. It's time to exchange some witty repartee.
This connection with you-know-who might be effortless, but the long-term maintenance might mean more of a challenge. You think it's worth the sparks for the heat that you two can generate in the long run.
JUICY HOROSCOPE
USAPANG MORE THAN LASING
Everything was great when we noticed Carlo's change in mood. Ces went to the washroom and our weird conversation began...
Continuation of the RC Dialogue
May joke nga pala si Patty.
Eunice: Carlo, relax! Watcha movie.
Carlo: Parang bigla kasi akong hinabol ng pagod.
Eunice: (seryoso, tingin sa mga mata ni Carlo) di ka nakatakbo?
Carlo: (tingin kay Eunice, half-smile)
Eunice: Dapat nagtago ka na lang.
Carlo: (1/4 smile)
Eunice: (pause, tingin sa malayo, natawa) Na-imagine kita na pinapalo mo si PAGOD.
[moment of silence]
Continuation of the RC Dialogue
RC: Seryosong seryoso si Eunice. Sineseryoso nyo talaga un Crim Pro ha?Seryoso nakakabobo talaga ang law school. Partnership? Jus ko po. Mahirap na madali. Ewan ko ba.
Eunice: Wag mo kakalimutan un all-black mo ha? Pati socks. [see previous entry as to why]
Patty: Ayos, Michael Jackson... kitang-kita edad mo RC ah?
Eunice: Ok na rin un all black kesa all-white... KUYA GERMS labas mo nun.
RC: (masarap na tawa)
Patty: Langya kayong dalawa. Euns, pinapatulan mo pa ha. Nagpapatulan pa kayo sa mga hirit.
May joke nga pala si Patty.
Patty: Bakit dahan-dahan binubuksan ni San Pedro (di ko rin gets kung bakit si San Pedro o baka mali lang un dinig ko...) un medicine cabinet?Sabaw. Sabaw talaga mga utak ng mga tao.
Euns: Bakit?
Patty: Baka kasi magising un sleeping pills.
Euns: Ah. Sige, aral na.
Nega Nego.
Whatta way to start my MIDTERMS, the upperclassmen warned us about Nego but i didn't expect it to be this frustrating. I'm not gonna be a drama queen and accept it like a grown woman... not. It's so weird, i mean, i really did study for that exam and i was pretty confident that it wouldnt be as bad as what a lot of people say about it, but NO! Everybody felt dumb, it's like staring at the test questions and seeing hieroglyphics or something. Natapos ko, given na un, nasagutan ko, ang malaking tanong, TAMA BA ang SAGOT ko?! Oh well ROckwell. That's life bread knife. Bahala na banana.
Side kwento: I found a new source of joy. RC. He's unbelievably entertaining. A few days ago, we got to chat with him and he gave us the idea of wearing a Kamatayan costume for the exams. If you were there you would really laugh at how funny his whole idea is. From then on, i would always joke to him about it. Today, just before my Nego exam and his Poli Law exam, we had small talk.
Laughtrip na. I therefore conclude that RC is really funny. Apir tayo jan Mr. Posadas!
After Nego, napag-usapan namin ni Ana na umulan ng mga aesthetically-pleasing na kalalakihan sa mga rooms namin. Sabi nga nya, "Is this God's way of balancing everything?" Kasi kung olats ang exam, at least may lalaki. Haha. Ok ang logic namin diba? Kasi in my room, nandun ang aking si Fleeting Present Crush na mainitin ang ulo at ang BSB2 ni Melo. At well, mejo good-looking crowd nga, at ayon din naman kay Ana ay ganun din sa room nya. I therefore conclude na kung gwapo ang mga kasama mo sa room, MAHIRAP ANG EXAM.
In the evening, we went to Starbucks to study for Partnership. Rach and I got into a really funny conversation about how "needy" we can be for Inspiration in the law school. I told her that it would've been better if there was someone who'd give m a hug after that "hellish exam" and she nodded in agreement. Then she said something about her not finding anyone she knows yummy because they're younger, then i told her... "Ok na un, kahit PANAWID GUTOM lang." Then she started laughing. Yeah, it sounded hilarious and well, desperate. But that's the point! In the law school, you need to find ways to entertain yourself to keep your sanity in tact. This is my way. To be funny.
Last kwento na. Sa Starbucks, I was desperately trying to concentrate when I heard Bingky telling the barista at Starbs that she's ordering an ensaymada. I immediately understood it as a joke. However, the barista didnt really get it so after a few seconds, the aroma of an ensaymada being heated sort of startled us. It turned out that the barista took it seriously and well, he had no idea that she was just kidding. Ang ending, napilitan s Bingky na bilin ang ensaymada sa kahihiyan. Lesson of the day: Wag magbiro sa bago at pagod na barista.
Ito pa pala, Ralph bought kasi a pastry for Patty and Patty let me taste it. When she asked me what it tastes like i said, "Masarap, lasang pichi-pichi." Tawa lang sya ng tawa. E totoo naman. Masarap pero un nga ang lasa. Mahirap tanggapin kasi ang mahal e, 125 pesos un. It wasnt the right thing to say. Pero na-appreciate ko naman. Hehehe.
Pag-uwi ko sa bahay, sakto. Lumakas ang ulan at nag-brownout. Ayun na. Kaya ngayon pa lang ako mags-start uli magreview for Partnership. Good job Euns.
Side kwento: I found a new source of joy. RC. He's unbelievably entertaining. A few days ago, we got to chat with him and he gave us the idea of wearing a Kamatayan costume for the exams. If you were there you would really laugh at how funny his whole idea is. From then on, i would always joke to him about it. Today, just before my Nego exam and his Poli Law exam, we had small talk.
Euns: Wow, you're wearing black. Is this the kamatayan costume?
RC: Oo nga e black. Pero next week totoo na, all-black pati medyas.
Euns: Pati eyeliner? (napaisip, "Bakit kaya pati medyas?")
RC: Oo, black din dapat pati medyas kasi kung white... MICHAEL JACKSON na un.
Euns: [laughtrip na at naisip, "Shem? Naalala mo ba nun tinutukso ka ni Pepe na Michael Jackson?]
Laughtrip na. I therefore conclude that RC is really funny. Apir tayo jan Mr. Posadas!
After Nego, napag-usapan namin ni Ana na umulan ng mga aesthetically-pleasing na kalalakihan sa mga rooms namin. Sabi nga nya, "Is this God's way of balancing everything?" Kasi kung olats ang exam, at least may lalaki. Haha. Ok ang logic namin diba? Kasi in my room, nandun ang aking si Fleeting Present Crush na mainitin ang ulo at ang BSB2 ni Melo. At well, mejo good-looking crowd nga, at ayon din naman kay Ana ay ganun din sa room nya. I therefore conclude na kung gwapo ang mga kasama mo sa room, MAHIRAP ANG EXAM.
In the evening, we went to Starbucks to study for Partnership. Rach and I got into a really funny conversation about how "needy" we can be for Inspiration in the law school. I told her that it would've been better if there was someone who'd give m a hug after that "hellish exam" and she nodded in agreement. Then she said something about her not finding anyone she knows yummy because they're younger, then i told her... "Ok na un, kahit PANAWID GUTOM lang." Then she started laughing. Yeah, it sounded hilarious and well, desperate. But that's the point! In the law school, you need to find ways to entertain yourself to keep your sanity in tact. This is my way. To be funny.
Last kwento na. Sa Starbucks, I was desperately trying to concentrate when I heard Bingky telling the barista at Starbs that she's ordering an ensaymada. I immediately understood it as a joke. However, the barista didnt really get it so after a few seconds, the aroma of an ensaymada being heated sort of startled us. It turned out that the barista took it seriously and well, he had no idea that she was just kidding. Ang ending, napilitan s Bingky na bilin ang ensaymada sa kahihiyan. Lesson of the day: Wag magbiro sa bago at pagod na barista.
Ito pa pala, Ralph bought kasi a pastry for Patty and Patty let me taste it. When she asked me what it tastes like i said, "Masarap, lasang pichi-pichi." Tawa lang sya ng tawa. E totoo naman. Masarap pero un nga ang lasa. Mahirap tanggapin kasi ang mahal e, 125 pesos un. It wasnt the right thing to say. Pero na-appreciate ko naman. Hehehe.
Pag-uwi ko sa bahay, sakto. Lumakas ang ulan at nag-brownout. Ayun na. Kaya ngayon pa lang ako mags-start uli magreview for Partnership. Good job Euns.
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Duh Perm Application Form
[by Yves]
1. Who is Junjun?
2. Who is Buknoy?
3. Are you a Blogger? (If yes, blog site: )
4. Nasaan ang bahay ng Duh Perm?
5. Name all the seniors.
6. Who is Perv/ Mean? What is his universal sign?
7. Do you have three-way?
8. What is Hazel’s nickname?
9. Sinong grupo ang katensyon ng Duh Perm?
10. Whose brainchild is the main plot of Duh Perm’s presentation for Theo?
11. Who is Kamahalan? Where is Kamahalan’s hacienda?
12. Who are the great dissenters?
13. Are you fond of pictorials?
14. Where do most of Duh Perm’s members’ birthdays celebrated?
15. Who discovered Maita’s fondness for glittery tops?
16. Name Duh Perm’s Magkakapatid.
17. Who usually computes everybody’s share for the bill?
18. Can you drive, or are you a Salud?
19. Whose line is “strawberry fields forever”?
20. Where do the seniors usually have pictorials?
21. Do you like planning parties?
22. Who is the original kulot na salot?
23. What was Kiboy’s speed when Duh Perm went home from Batangas?
24. Who is Miss Consti?
25. Who is the queen of shorts-ka-pa shorts?
1. Who is Junjun?
2. Who is Buknoy?
3. Are you a Blogger? (If yes, blog site: )
4. Nasaan ang bahay ng Duh Perm?
5. Name all the seniors.
6. Who is Perv/ Mean? What is his universal sign?
7. Do you have three-way?
8. What is Hazel’s nickname?
9. Sinong grupo ang katensyon ng Duh Perm?
10. Whose brainchild is the main plot of Duh Perm’s presentation for Theo?
11. Who is Kamahalan? Where is Kamahalan’s hacienda?
12. Who are the great dissenters?
13. Are you fond of pictorials?
14. Where do most of Duh Perm’s members’ birthdays celebrated?
15. Who discovered Maita’s fondness for glittery tops?
16. Name Duh Perm’s Magkakapatid.
17. Who usually computes everybody’s share for the bill?
18. Can you drive, or are you a Salud?
19. Whose line is “strawberry fields forever”?
20. Where do the seniors usually have pictorials?
21. Do you like planning parties?
22. Who is the original kulot na salot?
23. What was Kiboy’s speed when Duh Perm went home from Batangas?
24. Who is Miss Consti?
25. Who is the queen of shorts-ka-pa shorts?
SENTI na nga.
"Why do I keep hittin' my head with a hammer? Because it feels so good when i stop."
- Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy
[insert Eunice's sigh]
Laughter is the best medicine...
Bakit di Laughter is the best LAW? Biased sa mga doctors-to-be ang kasabihan na un ha!! [pagbigyan nyo na'ko, been studyin for hours. Stressed. Coping mechanism ito!]
Nakakatawa talaga. In the afternoon, I went straight to school to pay my tuition and to get my exam permit. I arrived at 3pm only to find out that the Cashier’s open only until 2:30pm. Ayun. Nagkita pa kami ni Noli at natawa na lang sa kamalasan namin.
Sa Starbucks naman. Yosi Break, while we were so engrossed in our discussion about a Nego problem it rained. We had to adjust our places so we wont get wet. Sa kalagitnaan ng lahat ng ito may sinasabi si Carlo kay Patty pero di sya pinapansin ni Patty, it turned out na… kalmadong sinasabi pala ni Carlo… “Patty, naipit un paa ko.” WALA NA, TAWANANG UMAATIKABO na’to. Di kami makapaniwala na kalmado si Carlo habang ang paa nya ay nasa ilalim ng silyang inuupuan ni Patty. Laughtrip ka talaga.
Pag-uwi ko naman sa bahay, pagod na pagod sa buong araw na pagsusunog ng kilay, binuksan ko ang TV at binulaga ako ng aking fave program, WALANG TULUGAN ni Kuya Germs. Sabi ni Kuya Germs,
“Panoorin po natin ang trailer ng pelikulang Kapot [napaisip ako agad kung ano un KAPOT, CAPOTE pala], Nanalo po ito ng Academy Award, ang kailangan hulaan ay kung sino ang lead actor dito. Letter A, Pilip Saymor…”
Di ko na nakayanan, tawa na lang ako ng tawa mag-isa. Da best talaga si Kuya Germs. Kasama ng mga binibigay nya sa mga guests na Grean Peas, Dishwashing paste, Never heard ASTRINGENT ni John Knight ATBP… Todong todo na talaga.
TESTS. Di nga lang MIDTERMS.
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SOURCES of JOY
There's no turning back, MIDTERMS na! So, me and my study-buddies came up with the most effective stress-relievers... (Drumroll please!) KNOCK KNOCK JOKES! Yebaaah!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
1.
"Ang daing ngayon..."
"Ang daing ngayon" who?
ANG DAING NGAYON with my head on the phone, thinking of you 'til it hurts... [All out of love]
2.
"MEDICINE"
Medicine who?
Bayang magiliw... MEDI-CINE. (Think FLAG CEREMONY)
3.
"ITLOG, BEEF, PORK, LIVER"
When i fall in love... ITLOG BEEF PORK LIVER. [When i Fall in Love]
4.
"Dun sya"
Dun sya wish your girlfriend was hot like me... Dun sya? [Don't Cha]
At di pa nagkasya sa KNOCK KNOCK, natuloy pa sa text messages...
1. When you feel like giving up... REACH HARD...
Gutierrez. :|
2. HEALTH ADVISORY: Many lean...
Reynes.
Di pa doon natapos...
We got into a conversation about Okay Ka Fairy Ko.
Ryan: Eunice, nanonood ka ng Okay ka Fairy ko?
Eunice: Oo naman.
Ryan: Kilala mo si Luka?
Eunice: [nods]
Ryan: Sino sya sa totoong buhay, si Luz Valdez o Luz Fernandez.
Eunice: Luz Fernandez. Si Luz Valdez un malaki un hair.
Patty: Oo, un kasama lagi ni Nanette Inventor.
Ryan: tanong natin kay Ralph, kapanahunan nya un e...Teenager na kasi sya nun panahon na un (sigaw) Ralph, nanonood ka ng Okay ka Fairy ko?
Ralph: (nods)
Ryan: Sino si Luka, Luz Valdez o Luz Fernandez.
Ralph: (chin up) Fernandez. (he stated it matter of factly)
Ryan: Walang pag-aalinlangan a.
Eunice: [napaisip] Patty, diba Mitch Valdez un?
Patty: Ay oo nga pala.
Eunice: E sino si Luz Valdez?
(tawanan na)
Just when you thought law students know better than to be involved in such conversations, your theory gets negated by OUR EXISTENCE. [insert evil laugh]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
1.
"Ang daing ngayon..."
"Ang daing ngayon" who?
ANG DAING NGAYON with my head on the phone, thinking of you 'til it hurts... [All out of love]
2.
"MEDICINE"
Medicine who?
Bayang magiliw... MEDI-CINE. (Think FLAG CEREMONY)
3.
"ITLOG, BEEF, PORK, LIVER"
When i fall in love... ITLOG BEEF PORK LIVER. [When i Fall in Love]
4.
"Dun sya"
Dun sya wish your girlfriend was hot like me... Dun sya? [Don't Cha]
At di pa nagkasya sa KNOCK KNOCK, natuloy pa sa text messages...
1. When you feel like giving up... REACH HARD...
Gutierrez. :|
2. HEALTH ADVISORY: Many lean...
Reynes.
Di pa doon natapos...
We got into a conversation about Okay Ka Fairy Ko.
Ryan: Eunice, nanonood ka ng Okay ka Fairy ko?
Eunice: Oo naman.
Ryan: Kilala mo si Luka?
Eunice: [nods]
Ryan: Sino sya sa totoong buhay, si Luz Valdez o Luz Fernandez.
Eunice: Luz Fernandez. Si Luz Valdez un malaki un hair.
Patty: Oo, un kasama lagi ni Nanette Inventor.
Ryan: tanong natin kay Ralph, kapanahunan nya un e...Teenager na kasi sya nun panahon na un (sigaw) Ralph, nanonood ka ng Okay ka Fairy ko?
Ralph: (nods)
Ryan: Sino si Luka, Luz Valdez o Luz Fernandez.
Ralph: (chin up) Fernandez. (he stated it matter of factly)
Ryan: Walang pag-aalinlangan a.
Eunice: [napaisip] Patty, diba Mitch Valdez un?
Patty: Ay oo nga pala.
Eunice: E sino si Luz Valdez?
(tawanan na)
Just when you thought law students know better than to be involved in such conversations, your theory gets negated by OUR EXISTENCE. [insert evil laugh]
Mukhang Kawawa
victor: Yes naman.. cute sa picture. Parang ang inosente.
Nice : alam mo na."parang" being the operative word. haha
victor: Exactly. Parang lang talaga. Kasi nga hindi.
Nice : hahaha... aba aba aba. inosente ako. innocent until proven guilty. yan ang presumption
victor: im not a judge. and youre not a book. you wont be judged. youre not guilty. so youre innocent.
victor: lech. boredom nga naman o. wag mo nang patulan ha.
victor: hahahaha
Nice: haha.sayang magt-type na sana ako, pero pinigilan mo ko.
TIME, TIME, TIME
I had two time-related booboos today.
Booboo number 1 (one! one! one! one!)
Last night, my sister asked me to wake her up at around 3am so she can still review for her exams. I was hesitant because if you know her, waking her up is like trying to get a perfect score in a Negotiable Instruments exam. Anyways, she told me that she really had to wake up so she specifically instructed me to cheat her by advancing the clock (if necessary) to shock and make her panic. So that's what i did, i advanced the time for 2 hours. So when i woke her up at around 3am, it was 5am in her clock. I expected her to find out after taking a shower so i lazily doze off when she got up.
FAST FORWARD: This evening when i got home from school, my dad was laughing when he told me that my sister arrived at school at around 4am. Can you just imagine how funny it was? When she got to her school, the guard asked her why she was too early and that kind of raised her eyebrows because according to her estimate (from the advanced clock) it was supposed to be 6am. Twas too late when she figured out that it was a HUGE HUGE MISTAKE. LAUGHTRIP ng sobra. Nakaka-guilty pero laughtrip parin. Pag-uwi ko pa naman sa house, may note sya na nagpapagising uli ng 3am at may nakahiwalay na note saying, "Sabihin mo sakin kung inadvance mo un clock ko." BENTA GRABE!
Booboo number Two (two! two! two!):
This afternoon, i went to school earlier than usual to spend some time in the library before my Property and Nego class. I was so engrossed with what i was reading when i realized that people were actually staring at me. It was too late for me when i realized that i forgot to cancel my phone's alarm. I forgot that i wanted my phone to alarm me when it's 1pm because my original plan was to study until 1 at home. My phone was alarming but to add insult to the injury [greater perversity kumbaga, aggravating circumstance], my alarm tone was that of a CROWING ROOSTER. Kamusta ka naman MANOK NI SAN PEDRO? Dyahe kung dyahe. The only thing i could do was to laugh at myself and not dwell on the idea of a dozen of people wanting to hurt me for disturbing them in their studying.
Laughtrip din. Pero di kasing laghtrip nun sa SISTER ko. Hyper.
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