SENTI na nga.

"Why do I keep hittin' my head with a hammer? Because it feels so good when i stop."
- Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy

[insert Eunice's sigh]

Laughter is the best medicine...

Bakit di Laughter is the best LAW? Biased sa mga doctors-to-be ang kasabihan na un ha!! [pagbigyan nyo na'ko, been studyin for hours. Stressed. Coping mechanism ito!]

Nakakatawa talaga. In the afternoon, I went straight to school to pay my tuition and to get my exam permit. I arrived at 3pm only to find out that the Cashier’s open only until 2:30pm. Ayun. Nagkita pa kami ni Noli at natawa na lang sa kamalasan namin.

Sa Starbucks naman. Yosi Break, while we were so engrossed in our discussion about a Nego problem it rained. We had to adjust our places so we wont get wet. Sa kalagitnaan ng lahat ng ito may sinasabi si Carlo kay Patty pero di sya pinapansin ni Patty, it turned out na… kalmadong sinasabi pala ni Carlo… “Patty, naipit un paa ko.” WALA NA, TAWANANG UMAATIKABO na’to. Di kami makapaniwala na kalmado si Carlo habang ang paa nya ay nasa ilalim ng silyang inuupuan ni Patty. Laughtrip ka talaga.

Pag-uwi ko naman sa bahay, pagod na pagod sa buong araw na pagsusunog ng kilay, binuksan ko ang TV at binulaga ako ng aking fave program, WALANG TULUGAN ni Kuya Germs. Sabi ni Kuya Germs,

“Panoorin po natin ang trailer ng pelikulang Kapot [napaisip ako agad kung ano un KAPOT, CAPOTE pala], Nanalo po ito ng Academy Award, ang kailangan hulaan ay kung sino ang lead actor dito. Letter A, Pilip Saymor…”

Di ko na nakayanan, tawa na lang ako ng tawa mag-isa. Da best talaga si Kuya Germs. Kasama ng mga binibigay nya sa mga guests na Grean Peas, Dishwashing paste, Never heard ASTRINGENT ni John Knight ATBP… Todong todo na talaga.

TESTS. Di nga lang MIDTERMS.

You mostly resemble Axle Rose You always want to be the center of attention, and if things don’t go your way, then you just walk away from the situation. You are very talented, but sometimes you let it get to your head. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

What ringtone suits your personality?

Ne-Yo - Sexy Love

'What ringtone suits your personality?' at QuizGalaxy.com

As a child... You were paraded around dressed as a pink bunny on Halloween How did it mess you up? You became obsessed with the band Culture Club and got a 'Karma Chameleon' tattoo Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Good luck with your get rich quick schemes. Love, Albert Einstien

'What crappy greeting card will you receive?' at QuizGalaxy.com

	You are 17% messed up. You are not messed up, which is odd because practically everyone else is. Maybe that makes you even more messed up than the others.
'How messed up are you?' at QuizGalaxy.com

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

'What priceless piece of art will you graffito-tag?' at QuizGalaxy.com

SOURCES of JOY

There's no turning back, MIDTERMS na! So, me and my study-buddies came up with the most effective stress-relievers... (Drumroll please!) KNOCK KNOCK JOKES! Yebaaah!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

1.
"Ang daing ngayon..."
"Ang daing ngayon" who?
ANG DAING NGAYON with my head on the phone, thinking of you 'til it hurts... [All out of love]

2.
"MEDICINE"
Medicine who?
Bayang magiliw... MEDI-CINE. (Think FLAG CEREMONY)

3.
"ITLOG, BEEF, PORK, LIVER"
When i fall in love... ITLOG BEEF PORK LIVER. [When i Fall in Love]

4.
"Dun sya"
Dun sya wish your girlfriend was hot like me... Dun sya? [Don't Cha]

At di pa nagkasya sa KNOCK KNOCK, natuloy pa sa text messages...

1. When you feel like giving up... REACH HARD...
Gutierrez. :|

2. HEALTH ADVISORY: Many lean...
Reynes.

Di pa doon natapos...
We got into a conversation about Okay Ka Fairy Ko.

Ryan: Eunice, nanonood ka ng Okay ka Fairy ko?
Eunice: Oo naman.
Ryan: Kilala mo si Luka?
Eunice: [nods]
Ryan: Sino sya sa totoong buhay, si Luz Valdez o Luz Fernandez.
Eunice: Luz Fernandez. Si Luz Valdez un malaki un hair.
Patty: Oo, un kasama lagi ni Nanette Inventor.
Ryan: tanong natin kay Ralph, kapanahunan nya un e...Teenager na kasi sya nun panahon na un (sigaw) Ralph, nanonood ka ng Okay ka Fairy ko?
Ralph: (nods)
Ryan: Sino si Luka, Luz Valdez o Luz Fernandez.
Ralph: (chin up) Fernandez. (he stated it matter of factly)
Ryan: Walang pag-aalinlangan a.
Eunice: [napaisip] Patty, diba Mitch Valdez un?
Patty: Ay oo nga pala.
Eunice: E sino si Luz Valdez?
(tawanan na)

Just when you thought law students know better than to be involved in such conversations, your theory gets negated by OUR EXISTENCE. [insert evil laugh]

Mukhang Kawawa

Surprisingly, this pa-innocent effect pic got a few interesting comments from my friends. Best convo about it.

victor: Yes naman.. cute sa picture. Parang ang inosente.
Nice : alam mo na."parang" being the operative word. haha
victor: Exactly. Parang lang talaga. Kasi nga hindi.
Nice : hahaha... aba aba aba. inosente ako. innocent until proven guilty. yan ang presumption
victor: im not a judge. and youre not a book. you wont be judged. youre not guilty. so youre innocent.
victor: lech. boredom nga naman o. wag mo nang patulan ha.
victor: hahahaha
Nice: haha.sayang magt-type na sana ako, pero pinigilan mo ko.

TIME, TIME, TIME

I had two time-related booboos today.

Booboo number 1 (one! one! one! one!)

Last night, my sister asked me to wake her up at around 3am so she can still review for her exams. I was hesitant because if you know her, waking her up is like trying to get a perfect score in a Negotiable Instruments exam. Anyways, she told me that she really had to wake up so she specifically instructed me to cheat her by advancing the clock (if necessary) to shock and make her panic. So that's what i did, i advanced the time for 2 hours. So when i woke her up at around 3am, it was 5am in her clock. I expected her to find out after taking a shower so i lazily doze off when she got up.

FAST FORWARD: This evening when i got home from school, my dad was laughing when he told me that my sister arrived at school at around 4am. Can you just imagine how funny it was? When she got to her school, the guard asked her why she was too early and that kind of raised her eyebrows because according to her estimate (from the advanced clock) it was supposed to be 6am. Twas too late when she figured out that it was a HUGE HUGE MISTAKE. LAUGHTRIP ng sobra. Nakaka-guilty pero laughtrip parin. Pag-uwi ko pa naman sa house, may note sya na nagpapagising uli ng 3am at may nakahiwalay na note saying, "Sabihin mo sakin kung inadvance mo un clock ko." BENTA GRABE!

Booboo number Two (two! two! two!):

This afternoon, i went to school earlier than usual to spend some time in the library before my Property and Nego class. I was so engrossed with what i was reading when i realized that people were actually staring at me. It was too late for me when i realized that i forgot to cancel my phone's alarm. I forgot that i wanted my phone to alarm me when it's 1pm because my original plan was to study until 1 at home. My phone was alarming but to add insult to the injury [greater perversity kumbaga, aggravating circumstance], my alarm tone was that of a CROWING ROOSTER. Kamusta ka naman MANOK NI SAN PEDRO? Dyahe kung dyahe. The only thing i could do was to laugh at myself and not dwell on the idea of a dozen of people wanting to hurt me for disturbing them in their studying.

Laughtrip din. Pero di kasing laghtrip nun sa SISTER ko. Hyper.

Yihee.

I finally got to visit this "controversial" blog of an anonymous freshie at the law school. To prevent further controversy and to not endanger her more, i will not put a link to her blog (since she stopped updating it anyway). The pertinent portion of this entry is that she made me feel like smiling. It's a nice ego booster before the hell week that is MIDTERMS week. Why?

She called me a "show-stopper". Quoting her...

"The female host, Eunice, I think, was a show-stopper, though. Hilarious and energetic. She got everyone in the mood for what otherwise would have been a pretty mundane affair."

Nagbubuhat nanaman ako ng sariling bangko. Kebs, narcissistic ako e. Di ko naman tinatanggi yan. Pagbigyan nyo na ko since ayon sa aking GOOD FRIEND na si HAZEL, di raw ako magaling sa Aposento. So, balanced lang. Diba? hehe. Masama raw ako mag-host ng lasing. Pero ang discalimer ko, DI AKO LASING. I dunno if it's a good thing or a bad thing though.

But nothing can rain on my parade tonight, today, err this morning. Basta gets? May sakit man o wala, i shall smile.

Eunice at Work

posing with my MENTEES (Lili, Gino and Miko) and good friend Pattykins

swinging it with AJ @ the Ateneo School of Law OrSem 2006 (ARETE)

the white ladies, err ladies in white(Ana, Shelly, Lea, Proj Head Jeno, KC ,Joan, Mel) with the only thorn Anton at the Charter Change Forum

bonding with Kuya Nino's Kid, FIONA

smiling with blockmates (Noli and Pao) and mentees (Miko, Gino)

SUKOB

sinabi ko na'to ng maraming beses. DI AKO MATATAKUTIN, pero ang SUKOB ay may magaling na strategy. Di takutan, GULATAN ito! Walang pahinga.

Ung un Feng Shui one time big time, ang SUKOB ay isang series. Basta pag close up na ang kuha, humanda ka na.

I enjoyed watching it because being in a cinema of screaming people is such a once in a lifetime experience. Seryoso may UNITY. Horror films lang pala ang makakapag-unite sa atin e.

I therefore conclude that to be able to maintain Peace and Order in the Philippines, Pacquiao must have his own horror flick or uhmm, TV SERIES like Oka Tokat. Patok un. Lahat ng tao united in fear at in their belief in Pacquiao.

INTO THE BLUE @ Apocento Pics

i hosted the thing with my now favorite co-host AJ Constantino
we started the HUMAN AUCTION while i continued to chug my REDHORSE down

that's me being friendly and gettin' cozy with Ave the hottie freshie


FICTIONAL CONVERSATION

Ave (while looking at his friends and thinking... What did i get my self into?) :Euns, are you ok? You seem to be hyperventilating.
Eunice: Huh? Nope, your presence does not affect me in any way. (Blushes) Seriously Ave, i'm so not into you. (perspiring) Is it me or is it really hot in here? (fidgeting)
Ave: Ha? It's cold kaya. (You're wearing kasi a jacket, hay naku!) O, why are you hugging me? akala ko ba it's hot?
Eunice: hugging you? Wow naman Ave, you're so into yourself. I was just trying to get support from you 'coz i feel like fainting.
Ave: Oh ok.
Eunice: It's the beer. Dont event think that i find you hot.
Ave: Ok.
Eunice: Really.
Ave: (stares blankly at Eunice)
Eunice: I have to get more beer.

iSTATUTE...

I wanna take this opportunity to thank everyone who helped in making iSTATUTE a success.

Kiboy for being the more stable half of the leadership.
Mel for going the extra mile every single time.
Ces, Haze, Ana for the untiring support.
Joan, Juancho and JV for the more than interesting and really fun mechanics.
Yves for being there. Shem for being there in spirit. =P
Ralph for giving Kiboy and I the opportunity to come up with such a project.

To everyone who attended, to everyone who didnt hesitate to have fun and give in to our invasion of their privacy. To

SO WORTH IT. The experience is PRICELESS.

Son: iSTATUTE dad?!
Dad: Yes son, it's me.