THIS WOULD BE A GOOD GIFT FOR ME!

Guys, not the book but the COFFEE date with Jessica Zafra. [insert the "Eunice, your are beginning to be stalker-ish freaky] So, if you're planning to buy the book, please leave me a message and the ten of us [or more] shall buy together... PLEASE? PLEASE?

From Jessica Zafra's Site:

Just when you thought it was safe to go into a bookstore, TWISTED 8 appears
on the shelves! TWISTED 8, the latest collection of seriocomic essays by Jessica Zafra, hits bookstores in the next couple of weeks. Want to get it before everyone else does? We’re taking advance orders at zeus.books@gmail.com, and giving discounts for orders of six books or more. TWISTED 8 is available in book 80 lbs that will not disintegrate after several readings, P250 per copy. Order ten copies and co-publishers Ige Ramos and I will even meet you for coffee to hand over your books. Email us! Now!

WARNING: HEARSAY

I was in the caf this afternoon, chatting with Ria, Sev and TJ... TJ told us a good anecdote.

Prof: So Ms. ____, what do you say so that you can finally get locked up in
that prison called marriage?
GIrl: Uhmm sir... I'm pregnant?

Panalo.

Legal Forms and its other forms

We were tasked to write a Complaint, an Answer, a Pre-trial brief, a Motion and a Petition for Quo Warranto. So, here are the interesting conversations that we got from the experience.

On Complaint:
Prof: So, if this is the first pleading... an initiatory pleading. Bakit
may Branch number at Civil case no. na kayo agad ?
Euns: [to Ces] Ayos, kasi nakapagdesisyon na tayo e no. Parang, Hmm... ano
kaya magiging number ng case ko... what's my favorite number?

On Motion

Eunice: Hmm, so motion? [starts to sing] "Motion, that's taking me
oooover.... caught up in sorrow, lost in your souuuul."
Ana: Hay naku. O kaya, pwedeng ma-late?
Eunice: Tama, kasi pano kung SLOW MOTION diba? [does the whole slooow
running act]
Ana: Un tipong, where is Ms. Diaz? Tapos sasabihin, sir.. parating na po.
Parating na po talaga...
EUnice: at tatanungin why is she not here yet at ang sagot, kasi sir un
ipa-pass po nya SLOOOW MOTION.
ANa: Tama, nasa elevator pa ako nun.
EUnice: O kaya, pwedeng magsayaw ka na lang sa harapan ni SIr.
ANa: Ha?
Eunice: Kasi nga diba, Universal MOTION dancers un ipa-pass mo?
Ana: Wala na.
EUnice: [once you pop you can't stop] O kaya, pwede rin na umiyak ka at
magalit or matuwa... Tapos ipapaliwanag mo na ang intindi mo, ipapakita mo ang
iyong eMOTION.


On the Pre-trial Brief:
Prof: So Mr Batan... [TJ was supposed to recite on his pre-trial
brief] Did you bring your brief with you? That would've been weird if i
asked a girl no?
Euns: [to Ces] si Ethel po. [inside joke]

Prof: Can you go on pre-trial without your BRIEF? I mean, can you settle
without your brief?
Euns: [to self] That would've been fun. All these parties with their
counsels... without briefs.

I Never Learn

[right after i bumped into my long-time crush in Gram's]

Euns: Sya un MBA guy na crush ko. Un kasama sa 18 roses ko na nakita ko ulit after so many years. Ka-YFC ko before.. [blahblahblahblah i like him... blahblah... he's hot... blahblah]
Ces: Euniiiice!

[it turned out, my MBA guy decided to walk towards wherever we were going and was about two steps behind me. So there.]

The Economist's Sonnet

You stopped existing that moment I began living.
That's what we are, we're Pareto Efficient.
I could've been your complement but like
indifference curves we're similarly curved
yet differently leveled.
I am your margin of error,
You are my sunk cost.
I thought I could regress you
and your infinitely many variables.

I was comparatively advantaged until
you perfected your dumping scheme.
You made me a closed economy.
My love was tax free
until you're love that was "value-added".
Leave my market alone.
Ceteris paribus, we were good.
Nothing's contant, not even your
invisible hands.

Eunice's LOVE TRAIN!

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

The Bottom Line

You are going to get a major dose of affection today, which you should return.

In Detail

The love train is pulling into the station today, and it's stopping right in front of you! You are going to get a big dose of affection, which you should return. Keep in mind that love comes in many forms, and this surge of positive emotion could come from a family member, friend, or even a particularly grateful coworker! There is no hidden agenda to this warmth, it is meant only to communicate the value you bring to someone else's life. Give this same message to someone you love today.

My Casanova

Who's Your Casanova?

My Result: Rebel

Hey there, party girl! Always on the lookout for the bad boy in the crowd, you like your Casanova complete with imagination, heart, humor, and lots of attitude. Cool and confident, you're attracted to people who aren't afraid to speak their minds and stir up a little trouble here and there. It keeps things interesting — that's for sure.


Pay attention to rules? Not a hot tamale like you! You're way too busy trying new things, meeting people, and having a good time to follow in someone else's footsteps. Good thing your sexy rebel can blaze his own path, too!

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